How to be like Betty White when you get older
I aspire to be Betty White when I grow up; she’s witty, funny, brilliant, and beautiful. I can’t wait to coo, “My eyes are up here,” to the hot guy who’s just busted down my door, when I’m 90 years old.
“What’s the secret to her vivaciousness?” I wonder. She is probably genetically gifted a la George Burns, but I bet she has done more to preserve her looks and her …