As seen on TV: A patient writes

“Have you seen or talked to your doctor lately? I don’t know about you, but I intend to have a lengthy visit and conversation with my doctor, and I’m sure he will be patient and answer all of my concerns.

According to many TV ads I’m obligated to see and discuss with my doctor about the following medical breakthroughs: Procrit, Cialis, Vitorin, Aleve, UConn Health Center, Boniva, Ambien, Nexium, Bayer, Plavix, Neulasta, Lamasil and Botox cosmetics.

The TV ads have warned you, so be sure to discuss all of the above with your doctor. He will be only too happy to explain how all of these elixirs work and how they will benefit you.”