Prepping for a malpractice trial

Flea tells us about how he is training to be prepped by a hostile attorney:

Flea will probably be the plaintiff’s first witness. He was instructed to angle his chair slightly toward the jury, and to keep his claws folded in his lap. He was instructed to turn his head toward the plaintiff’s attorney while answering questions, then to turn to face the jury and answer slowly, separating words, and loudly enough for the farthest juror to hear. Answers should be kept to no more than three sentences.

(via White Coat Notes)