Appropriately dejected after an annual physical
Print out the eye chart, cover one eye, and see how you read it from 20 feet out. I failed line 8 abysmally.
I went for my annual check-up, and I must say, this doctor was thorough. In fact, he was too thorough. He told me way more than I ever wanted to know.
During the two-hour examination, I found out I’ve gained weight (too much ice cream), my blood pressure …