In honor of one of the great classic novels, Go the F**k to Sleep, I would like to present to you my literary work: Stay the [email protected]$k at Home.
To the healthy 20 year old who asks, “Why should I stay the [email protected]$k at home, COVID-19 is not going to kill me?”
I ask: Do you want to kill your nana and grand-pops?
Then stay the [email protected]$k at home.
To the workaholic 25 year …