#1 Dinosaur with what he thinks about the Google’s health initiatives:
When searching for an all-night pharmacy for a patient brings up a sidebar full of ads to buy Vicodin, Viagra and all sorts of other substances WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION [emphasis theirs, of course] who the hell does Google think they’re fooling? You can also locate an acupuncturist, a chiropractor and a Reiki practitioner near you 24/7. You could probably find a hit man without too much difficulty as well.