A useful pain scale

Pain scales are useless given their wholly subjective basis. This is supposed to be scientific allopathic medicine and not some chirofraud. One only hopes that the clinicians on here don’t use the provided subjective and self-serving history of purported “onset of subjective symptoms” as a means of determining causation for anything besides litigation neurosis.

As for his number 8, some people just don’t say “FUCK”, no matter how much they hurt.