Trust Me, I’m A Doctor *

If you think it has validity anywhere (trusting someone because they are a do no harmer) I have a fistful of self-serving typical human behavior that I would like to sell to you.

Don’t bother. Even if you’re sweet as pie, show up for all appts early, pay all bills on time and donate heavily to clinic “charities,” he’ll just accuse you of “past interactions” and then you’ll have a gaggle of risk management attorneys up your ass denying your civil rights and essentially turning world into something that resembles the deep South circa 1950.

Fox Mulder said it best. Trust no one. Politician, attorneys, and doctor…oh my.

Please take your Prozac on a DAILY basis.