A dementia patient was found with a dead rat in his mouth

It is terrible that any facility would permit a demented patient to eat a rat. Next thing you know it will be a dog, cat, or God forbid another human. It seems to me that a Zombie titer should be mandatory for admission to these facilites.

Today I fired the Orkin man and I am transferring Grandpa from the nursing home to my spare bedroom.

“How about this?: Take care of your own family and don’t send them off to a home.”

A lot of people lack the skill or the financial ability to take time off and care for someone 24/7. Particularly someone with dementia.

Make that a “feckless” bleeding heart with a patent foramen orale.

Make that “feckles”s bleeding heart with a patent Foramen Magnum.

Quit being so MEAN!

Someone, Call the WAHHHH-mbulance!

What did the patient mean by repeating “the blood is the life”?