Comments on: An abdominal film that needs to be seen to be believed http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2006/09/abdominal-film-that-needs-to-be-seen.html medical blog Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:59:44 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: lawyersux http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2006/09/abdominal-film-that-needs-to-be-seen.html/comment-page-1#comment-67245 lawyersux Wed, 20 Sep 2006 22:21:00 +0000 http://clients.emmense.com/kevinmd/2006/09/an-abdominal-film-that-needs-to-be-seen-to-be-believed.html#comment-67245 In the ER, we just tell them we can't figure out who had the STD first, you may have been walking around with this for years, here's your shot and pill, wear a condom next time. I don't give a shit who gave the Drip to who. Most of the teenagers I see are proud they got an STD, almost like it proves they had sex. In the ER, we just tell them we can’t figure out who had the STD first, you may have been walking around with this for years, here’s your shot and pill, wear a condom next time. I don’t give a shit who gave the Drip to who. Most of the teenagers I see are proud they got an STD, almost like it proves they had sex.

]]> By: Dr Samson Isberg http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2006/09/abdominal-film-that-needs-to-be-seen.html/comment-page-1#comment-67241 Dr Samson Isberg Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:49:00 +0000 http://clients.emmense.com/kevinmd/2006/09/an-abdominal-film-that-needs-to-be-seen-to-be-believed.html#comment-67241 They tell you that, yes. What they don't tell you is the quagmire you get into when the Gc turns up positive. Suddenly you stop being a doctor and start being a detective: - who was your last contact? and the contact befor that? what are their adresses? have you given this gift to anybody else?<br/><br/>And next time around, five belligerent males with a probable psychopathic character disorder turns up at your office, each with his own lawyer, threatening to sue you "because it wasn't me who gave this to her, it was she who gave this to me, besides I've never seen her before in my life, and your bringing me her has caused me tons of grief", and if you still persists the next catch will net ten or twenty promiscous braindeads of both sexes, some of whom may be minors, each with their own lawyers, each threatening...<br/><br/>...no, drop the GC and Chlamydia test. Just remove the revolver and emtpy the chamber. They tell you that, yes. What they don’t tell you is the quagmire you get into when the Gc turns up positive. Suddenly you stop being a doctor and start being a detective: – who was your last contact? and the contact befor that? what are their adresses? have you given this gift to anybody else?

And next time around, five belligerent males with a probable psychopathic character disorder turns up at your office, each with his own lawyer, threatening to sue you “because it wasn’t me who gave this to her, it was she who gave this to me, besides I’ve never seen her before in my life, and your bringing me her has caused me tons of grief”, and if you still persists the next catch will net ten or twenty promiscous braindeads of both sexes, some of whom may be minors, each with their own lawyers, each threatening…

…no, drop the GC and Chlamydia test. Just remove the revolver and emtpy the chamber.

]]> By: lawyersux http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2006/09/abdominal-film-that-needs-to-be-seen.html/comment-page-1#comment-67238 lawyersux Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:36:00 +0000 http://clients.emmense.com/kevinmd/2006/09/an-abdominal-film-that-needs-to-be-seen-to-be-believed.html#comment-67238 They always tell us to do a GC and chlamydia "while you're there". You think the OB-gyn remembered to send those off? They always tell us to do a GC and chlamydia “while you’re there”. You think the OB-gyn remembered to send those off?

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