"I had to rip off the cover since I didn’t want it laying around the house"

Good grief.

All the doily-ironers will have their pants in a pucker.

Some people have such pathetic lives that they have to find something to complain about. The dingbat brings the magazine into her home, displays it on her coffee table, then is shocked at how it might be perceived.

Wonder what people who complain about this breast picture do with all those Victoria’s Secret catalogues… And what do they do on French beaches? Cover their eyes?