Finally, a news story with the courage to speak out about a totally unknown health crisis in America:

“Erectile Dysfuncion is Common, Treatable”

“Commonly referred to as ED [Ed? Couldn’t they have picked a more obscure name, like Vercingetorix?], erectile dysfunction is the inability to achieve and sustain an erection.”

“Because ED is a functional disorder and not a cosmetic condition [Har! Tell that to the spammers who keep sending email admonishing us to increase the size of our wienerschnitzel], insurance plans will often provide coverage for this condition particularly when associated with medical conditions.”

Thank heavens we’re getting this treatable condition out in the public eye! I can only hope that my three small children get the chance to learn about ED every single day from here to eternity in newspaper and magazine ads, television commercials, promotional items, soccer team sponsorships, movie product placements and other various marketing extravanganzas.