Honey, Have You Seen My Beer Bong?

“Tall, narrow glasses may help reduce alcohol indulgence”

Is this real, or is this akin to what my old attending called “rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic?”

I could have sworn that knowing when to stop was the best way to prevent becoming gassed/plastered/stewed/tanked/jugged/blitzed/three-sheets-to-the-proverbial-wind (insert your own metaphor here: ___________).

Next thing you know we’ll have a national shortage of these familiar cocktail glasses.

Na Zdrowie from The Cheerful Oncologist!

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