Comments on: http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2005/10/bizarre-non-medical-news-of-week_20.html medical blog Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:50:49 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Anonymous http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2005/10/bizarre-non-medical-news-of-week_20.html/comment-page-1#comment-56222 Anonymous Wed, 26 Oct 2005 18:00:00 +0000 http://clients.emmense.com/kevinmd/2005/10/19169.html#comment-56222 I personally think that this is not an appropiate toy for any live creature, especially a human being. Find a cure for cancer, or use your time wisely finding ways to keep the environment clean and healthy. Obviously you are creatively talented so use the sense and brains that God gave you for the betterment of society as a whole, not bank on its destruction.<br/>lisa I personally think that this is not an appropiate toy for any live creature, especially a human being. Find a cure for cancer, or use your time wisely finding ways to keep the environment clean and healthy. Obviously you are creatively talented so use the sense and brains that God gave you for the betterment of society as a whole, not bank on its destruction.
lisa

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2005/10/bizarre-non-medical-news-of-week_20.html/comment-page-1#comment-56221 Anonymous Wed, 26 Oct 2005 17:59:00 +0000 http://clients.emmense.com/kevinmd/2005/10/19169.html#comment-56221 I personally think that this is not an appropiate toy for any live creature, especially a human being. Find a cure for cancer, or use your time wisely finding ways to keep the environment clean and healthy. Obviously you are creatively talented so use the sense and brains that God gave you for the betterment of society as a whole, not bank on its destruction.<br/>lisa I personally think that this is not an appropiate toy for any live creature, especially a human being. Find a cure for cancer, or use your time wisely finding ways to keep the environment clean and healthy. Obviously you are creatively talented so use the sense and brains that God gave you for the betterment of society as a whole, not bank on its destruction.
lisa

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2005/10/bizarre-non-medical-news-of-week_20.html/comment-page-1#comment-56119 Anonymous Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:13:00 +0000 http://clients.emmense.com/kevinmd/2005/10/19169.html#comment-56119 Jaycar Electronics clearly says in their AD October 2005. ("not recomended for children")If someone wants to give it to a child, Jaycar's responsibility ends at POS. Some groups need to stop trying to raise other peoples kids. Mine knows the difference between a live animal and a hillarious toy. He also knows what is funny and when.<br/><br/>P.S. I am ordering 2, one for me and one for the mini-me Jaycar Electronics clearly says in their AD October 2005. (”not recomended for children”)If someone wants to give it to a child, Jaycar’s responsibility ends at POS. Some groups need to stop trying to raise other peoples kids. Mine knows the difference between a live animal and a hillarious toy. He also knows what is funny and when.

P.S. I am ordering 2, one for me and one for the mini-me

]]> By: Edward Svengali http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2005/10/bizarre-non-medical-news-of-week_20.html/comment-page-1#comment-56085 Edward Svengali Fri, 21 Oct 2005 15:34:00 +0000 http://clients.emmense.com/kevinmd/2005/10/19169.html#comment-56085 I'm in total agreement with the latter 1/3 of illovich's post. <br/><br/>I'm not a moral authority, but crap like this makes me ashamed to be lumped in with the rest of these 'humans.' I’m in total agreement with the latter 1/3 of illovich’s post.

I’m not a moral authority, but crap like this makes me ashamed to be lumped in with the rest of these ‘humans.’

]]> By: illovich http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2005/10/bizarre-non-medical-news-of-week_20.html/comment-page-1#comment-56082 illovich Fri, 21 Oct 2005 14:59:00 +0000 http://clients.emmense.com/kevinmd/2005/10/19169.html#comment-56082 <i>Michael Beatty needs a life and also need to think that this decision should be up the parents who know their kids, not some dude who knows a few pussy children.</i><br/><br/>Dude, SERIOUSLY. This gives me great ideas for a whole line of toys, and they just keep popping in to my head!<br/><br/>1) <i>Bum Fire. </i> An nice hobo doll , kerosine and matches INCLUDED!<br/><br/>2) <i>Strange Fruit. </i> Now your kids can have fun and reenact historical events as they suppress civil rights workers efforts to enfranchise blacks voting rights. Includes rope already tied in noose -- just add trees and some friends!<br/><br/>3) <i>Old Yeller</i>. Just a shot gun. Yellow dog not included. <br/><br/>4) <i>Mystery Date 2</i>. "But I bought that bitch dinner, daddy!" Now your son can practice for his first date with a life size doll that will repeatedly deny his clumsy sexual advances. Fully anatomically correct, this doll will even beg him to stop when he commits his first date rape! <br/><br/>5) <i>Pocket pool</i>. Just a book on the "toy" all boys come with. Fun to play with friends!<br/><br/>Dude, these toys I came up with are HILARIOUS. And they won't send the wrong message to my kids, because I checked -- THEY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHICKENS AND TOYS, and they AREN'T PUSSIES!<br/><br/><br/><br/>....<br/><br/><br/>but in all seriousness. While I don't think there need to be laws prohibiting stuff like this, anyone who would give this to a child is simply not being a responsible parent. <br/><br/>If you played gory video games at 5, your parents pretty much dropped the ball. I'm sure you came out relatively ok, except that you think a toy that is limited to choking a proxy for a living thing to death is an acceptable thing to give a child. <br/><br/>Hope everything works out ok with your kids, <br/><br/>love, <br/><br/>illovich Michael Beatty needs a life and also need to think that this decision should be up the parents who know their kids, not some dude who knows a few pussy children.

Dude, SERIOUSLY. This gives me great ideas for a whole line of toys, and they just keep popping in to my head!

1) Bum Fire. An nice hobo doll , kerosine and matches INCLUDED!

2) Strange Fruit. Now your kids can have fun and reenact historical events as they suppress civil rights workers efforts to enfranchise blacks voting rights. Includes rope already tied in noose — just add trees and some friends!

3) Old Yeller. Just a shot gun. Yellow dog not included.

4) Mystery Date 2. “But I bought that bitch dinner, daddy!” Now your son can practice for his first date with a life size doll that will repeatedly deny his clumsy sexual advances. Fully anatomically correct, this doll will even beg him to stop when he commits his first date rape!

5) Pocket pool. Just a book on the “toy” all boys come with. Fun to play with friends!

Dude, these toys I came up with are HILARIOUS. And they won’t send the wrong message to my kids, because I checked — THEY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHICKENS AND TOYS, and they AREN’T PUSSIES!

….

but in all seriousness. While I don’t think there need to be laws prohibiting stuff like this, anyone who would give this to a child is simply not being a responsible parent.

If you played gory video games at 5, your parents pretty much dropped the ball. I’m sure you came out relatively ok, except that you think a toy that is limited to choking a proxy for a living thing to death is an acceptable thing to give a child.

Hope everything works out ok with your kids,

love,

illovich

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2005/10/bizarre-non-medical-news-of-week_20.html/comment-page-1#comment-56076 Anonymous Fri, 21 Oct 2005 06:59:00 +0000 http://clients.emmense.com/kevinmd/2005/10/19169.html#comment-56076 Ooooh, don't forget to ban pinatas in Mexico! All these mexican kids running around clubbing animals they encounter.<br/><br/>Catch yourself on. Ooooh, don’t forget to ban pinatas in Mexico! All these mexican kids running around clubbing animals they encounter.

Catch yourself on.

]]> By: Bob http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2005/10/bizarre-non-medical-news-of-week_20.html/comment-page-1#comment-56074 Bob Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:23:00 +0000 http://clients.emmense.com/kevinmd/2005/10/19169.html#comment-56074 Ahhhh. The blessing/curse of getting noticed by BB... Ahhhh. The blessing/curse of getting noticed by BB…

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2005/10/bizarre-non-medical-news-of-week_20.html/comment-page-1#comment-56071 Anonymous Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:39:00 +0000 http://clients.emmense.com/kevinmd/2005/10/19169.html#comment-56071 i think that dudre should get a life.<br/><br/>i mean come on, ive been subdued to worst sightings. i played gory video games at age 5.<br/><br/>this toy looks like fun and those who dont that can just ignore it.<br/><br/>Michael Beatty needs a life and also need to think that this decision should be up the parents who know their kids, not some dude who knows a few pussy children.<br/><br/>im planning on buying this for me and my kids ;) i think that dudre should get a life.

i mean come on, ive been subdued to worst sightings. i played gory video games at age 5.

this toy looks like fun and those who dont that can just ignore it.

Michael Beatty needs a life and also need to think that this decision should be up the parents who know their kids, not some dude who knows a few pussy children.

im planning on buying this for me and my kids ;)

]]> By: Kevin http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2005/10/bizarre-non-medical-news-of-week_20.html/comment-page-1#comment-56070 Kevin Thu, 20 Oct 2005 23:47:00 +0000 http://clients.emmense.com/kevinmd/2005/10/19169.html#comment-56070 Should they also discontinue the Spank the Monkey toy? Children might get the wrong idea about corporal punishment. Not to mention the awful possibility of BDSM tots breaking into the monkey house at the zoo and having the monkeys object to being bottoms. Should they also discontinue the Spank the Monkey toy? Children might get the wrong idea about corporal punishment. Not to mention the awful possibility of BDSM tots breaking into the monkey house at the zoo and having the monkeys object to being bottoms.

]]> By: Sexy Jesus® http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2005/10/bizarre-non-medical-news-of-week_20.html/comment-page-1#comment-56068 Sexy Jesus® Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:37:00 +0000 http://clients.emmense.com/kevinmd/2005/10/19169.html#comment-56068 I myself prefer to <i><b>polish the bishop</b></i>... I myself prefer to polish the bishop…

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